I'm back!

Well, it's been six years since I last blogged.  I'm now nine years old, and so much has changed. In November of 2010 I got a human sister named Evie, my mom bought a house in October 2012, she got married March 2014 and this month we got chickens. Now that we are up to speed, please excuse me while I get on the counter to eat Evie's Easter candy and knock over a whole bottle of alcohol my mom was going to use to make Jell-O shots. Bye for now.

New addition to the Haver dog clan.

I was informed I would be getting a new whippet sister next month. I am going to meet her tomorrow...I hope she isn't too annoying. Her name will be Pippi Mango Biddie Haver.

Whippet Yoga, or Doga as it is known.

Doga combines massage and meditation with gentle stretching for dogs and their human partners. In chaturanga, dogs sit with their front paws in the air while their human partners provide support. In an “upward-paw pose,” or sun salutation, owners lift dogs onto their hind legs. In a resting pose, the person reclines, with legs slightly bent over the dog’s torso, bolster-style, to relieve pressure on the spine.

Lazy Sunday By The Pool

Today was a day for relaxation. I layed out by the pool, went in the jacuzzi, made a little pee pee and a little barky. Good times.

Summer Is Here

Today we had record breaking heat in Riverside, 106 degrees. I cooled off by playing with the hose and eating popsicles.

Sad Day for a Whippet.

I regret to inform everyone that I was neutered yesterday. I was a little sleepy after my operation, but am back on my feet today. Below is a list of famous men with one testicle:

1) "Adolf Hitler - Dictator.
Napoleon Bonaparte - French military commander and dictator; namesake of the Napoleon complex.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bodybuilder, actor, politician.
Tom Green - Oddball (pun!)
Tupac: Rapper
Hans LippersheyJohn Kruk - Retired professional baseball player for, among others, the Philadelphia Phillies.
Lance Armstrong - 7 Time Tour de France Champion

Here's one for the guys...

Top 10 reasons why a dog is better than a woman.

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.