I have decided to start this blog to tell stories of adventure, danger, deceit, revenge, sports, true love, and the quest for training my human.

Just today I was tricked into taking a bath. I was lured by promises of a delicious pig snout, but what I got was shaved whiskers, water in my ears, drained anal glands, and drenched with cologn. I got her back when she left to the movies by knocking over the trash and eating leftover chicken.