I regret to inform everyone that I was neutered yesterday. I was a little sleepy after my operation, but am back on my feet today. Below is a list of famous men with one testicle:
1) "Adolf Hitler - Dictator.
Napoleon Bonaparte - French military commander and dictator; namesake of the Napoleon complex.
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bodybuilder, actor, politician.
Tom Green - Oddball (pun!)
Tupac: Rapper
Hans LippersheyJohn Kruk - Retired professional baseball player for, among others, the Philadelphia Phillies.
Lance Armstrong - 7 Time Tour de France Champion
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Here's one for the guys...
Top 10 reasons why a dog is better than a woman.
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.
10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
1. A dog does not shop.
One for the ladies....
How dogs and men are the same.
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
I laughed, but only because it was true.
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
I laughed, but only because it was true.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Ashley Whippet-Pioneer Disc Dog
Ashley Whippet (1971-1985) was the first great disc dog and the winner of 3 consecutive Canine Frisbee Disc World Championships. Ashley became famous when his human, Alex Stein smuggled him into Dodger Stadium during a nationally televised game. The two hopped a fence and ran to the field for an 8 minute exhibition that included 35mph sprints and 9ft leaps into the air to snag frisbees. The crowd was in such awe that the game had stopped and the announcer even commentated.
Ashley and Alex helped to organize the first Frisbee Dog World Championships that was later renamed the Ashley Whippet Invitational. Ashley became so famous that he was featured in a documentary, performed at the Super Bowl, the White House, and even has 5 ice cream shops named in his honor.
I have taken up frisbee with aspirations of being like Ashley, but I think I need more practice!
Ashley and Alex helped to organize the first Frisbee Dog World Championships that was later renamed the Ashley Whippet Invitational. Ashley became so famous that he was featured in a documentary, performed at the Super Bowl, the White House, and even has 5 ice cream shops named in his honor.
I have taken up frisbee with aspirations of being like Ashley, but I think I need more practice!
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